Hi, welcome to hell

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lesbianshepard
seravph

i think it is very depressing that like every aesthetic people try to emulate are of people doing things but they themselves are incapable of being somebody that does things… the mall goth 2005 aesthetic revived in 2022 but nobody goes to the mall to be annoying and weird and nobody lets themselves be cringe… the cottagecore aesthetic but nobody knows how to raise gardens or live self sufficiently … the dark academia aesthetic but nobody actually reads books…. The obsession of looking like you are a type of person who does something without actually doing anything … the Instagram effect

grimbrother

we used to call them Posers.

winterlorn
winterlorn

Wow, they really just threw the Book of Tropes at us, didn't they?

  • AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES
  • coffee shop AU, kinda?
  • Being in hiding undercover together and being forced to sneak around with only each other to turn to
  • Superpower responding to the other being in danger
  • Being distracted because someone is flirting with your crush and that shit will not stand
  • Longing stares
  • Tearful almost-death experiences where one of them lovingly cradles the other
  • Angsty conversations about how impossible they both find these feelings to be
  • Unstoppable force meets immovable object (and they fall in love)
  • Wanting to sacrifice themselves to save the other and being secretive about it because they would never allow it
  • Refusing to give the other up in the face of impossible odds
  • Defeating a range of obstacles just to reach each other
  • Tearful near-death love confession before letting the other go to save their life

They said "we're going to give the gays everything they want" and they DELIVERED